ATM Procedures - Men vs Women

Shamelessly copied from somewhere on the web...

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Why One U.S. Attorney Was Fired

Here is one of the articles by SF Weekly that exposes the failings of a U.S. attorney. That U.S. attorney was fired two months later, and Democrats are charging the firing was without cause and politically motivated. Read the article and decide for yourself.

More than 50 attorneys have quit on his watch, depriving the office of some of its longest-serving criminal and civil litigators.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/03/21/MNGRUOOV9T1.DTL

CIA Never Helped Osama

And you don't trust the author of Ghost Wars, who researched this issue to death.

And you don't trust Milt Bearden, who ran the CIA's Afghan operations and made clear that the CIA helped non-Arabs (because there were plenty of them) and the Saudis helped the Arab fighters (who were fighting for religious reasons).

And you don't trust Ayman al-Zawahiri, who was fighting the Russians and confirmed that the "Afghan Arabs" did not receive any U.S. funding during the war in Afghanistan (because they were receiving funds from Arab states).

And you don't trust Abdullah Anas, an Algerian who was one of the foremost Afghan Arab organizers, and confirmed that the CIA had no relationship with the Afghan Arabs.

And you don't trust Brigadier Mohammad Yousaf was in charge of the Afghan Bureau of Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), confirmed how America and the Saudis funded the fighters separately.

And you don't trust Marc Sageman, author of Understanding Terror Networks, whose research confirmed the CIA had ZERO contact with the Arabs, who had their own money.

And you don't trust the CIA which categorically denied that it ever had contact with Osama.

And you don't trust the U.S. State Department that has discredited this lie.

usinfo.state.gov/media/Archive/2005/Jan/24-318760.html [state.gov]

But you got a former British Foreign Secretary who had ZERO direct knowledge of anything that went on and did NOT run any intelligence operations and hasn't put forward one scrap of evidence to back up his claim.